“How could I have been so blindsided? If only I had known what to do back then, I wouldn’t be here today.” Have you ever said this to yourself? Or,…

Phoebe: “Okay, so just repeat after me, <Je m’appelle Claude>” Joe: “Je de coup, plau.” Phoebe: “Well, let’s just… let’s try it again. <Je m’appelle.. Claude>” Joe: “Okay. Je de…

Duke of Hastings: “Why is he not saying anything? He is four years old. He should be able to speak.” Tutor: “He is quite advanced in his letters, more so…

Bruce: “God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass. Smite me, Oh Mighty Smiter” That’s a strong accusation but Bruce was furious with God because he didn’t become successful…

Miss Honey: “Miss Trunchbull, it is my belief that Matilda Wormwood is a genius… She can do maths in her head that I couldn’t do with a calculator. And the…

Walking toward the racing track, tensions rise. Casey warms up before she gets into the “set” position. Everyone knows she’s going to win. She has never lost before. She’s the…

Kimmy: “A female dog? The thing that makes puppies? Nice compliment." When Xanthippe uses some colorful language against Kimmy like the ‘B’ word, Kimmy turns it into a compliment, frustrating…

Apollo: (Talking to Rocky Balboa) “Maybe you think you're changing but you can't change what you really are and you can forget all this money and stuff you got all…