Duke of Hastings: “Why is he not saying anything? He is four years old. He should be able to speak.” Tutor: “He is quite advanced in his letters, more so…

Bruce: “God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass. Smite me, Oh Mighty Smiter” That’s a strong accusation but Bruce was furious with God because he didn’t become successful…

Miss Honey: “Miss Trunchbull, it is my belief that Matilda Wormwood is a genius… She can do maths in her head that I couldn’t do with a calculator. And the…

Walking toward the racing track, tensions rise. Casey warms up before she gets into the “set” position. Everyone knows she’s going to win. She has never lost before. She’s the…

Kimmy: “A female dog? The thing that makes puppies? Nice compliment." When Xanthippe uses some colorful language against Kimmy like the ‘B’ word, Kimmy turns it into a compliment, frustrating…

Apollo: (Talking to Rocky Balboa) “Maybe you think you're changing but you can't change what you really are and you can forget all this money and stuff you got all…

Evan: “We’re talking about an ark, right? I mean an ark! An ark is huge. I don’t even know where I would begin.” God: “Hell, I hear that a lot.…

Evan: “We’re talking about an ark, right? I mean an ark! An ark is huge. I don’t even know where I would begin.” God: “Hell, I hear that a lot.…

Judge: “The bad place is owed two people. In my opinion, which is an objective fact in this case and all cases always and forever, you have all done bad…

Dwight: “Today, smoking is going to save lives.” Drops his cigarette in the trash bin along with the mini kerosene can and quietly walks out of the room. A few…